Labbit.. Labbit…

clubbing the day before ndp rehearsal…

tried and never gonna try again man!

only 3 hours of sleep and dehydrated!!

me: stupid nini..
me: where is meilin ah?
nini: yunlin city
me: where is yunlin city near ah?
nini: …
nini: i geography fail one…
me: … stupid… lol
nini: …
me: yunlin near which side one
nini: 南
me: where is 南? down or up?
nini: down.. i taipei is up
me: wa so far

google google..

me: ahhh.. i found it…
me: near tai chung
nini: yaya
me: hoho
nini: tai chung most crowded place
me: nice…
nini: at night still got chance kena chop also
me: ….
me: thanks hor..
nini: haha

google google..

me: where is hua mei street ah?
nini: i dunno -_-
nini: i dun even know yunlin is near tai chung
me: …

google google..

me: i found it!
me: its in tai chung!!
me: muahahaha can go seduce sofa bar liao
nini: …..

9 mths posting =D 9 mths holiday

at the office…

linus: eh weijian bryan looking for u, he ask u go the coy office find him

at coy office…

bryan: cpl lim wei jian, u are posted to taiwan starlight for overseas vocation on the september
me: HUH?
bryan: u are posted overseas la
me: huh? come already ah
bryan: ya posted to taiwan
me: huh? taiwan?
bryan: no la bluff u one
me: huh?
bryan: but really got letter come ask u go overseas
me: izzit…
me: den wad they say? got the email i wan see
bryan: email ah… i not sure where but i nid to find
me: ahhh…
me: got write the date when go?
bryan: i not sure… dun think have
me: waaa…
bryan: have u submitted ur ffi to the…
me: ya give to the miss jaya liao..
bryan: dental?
me: ya
bryan: and medical?
me: ya
bryan: both give liao?
me: ya
me: i wan see the mail leh see got write date anot..
me: i wanna know when i go

*stares at bryan’s com..*

bryan: but u check today’s RO later for the submit of documentations
me: huh wad documentations?
bryan: dun ask me later u read RO u will know
me: o… ok

back at RnI office..

me: walow my posting come liao..
me: my turn come liao…
jeff: huh.. overseas ah..
me: ya
george: wa one by one all gone sia..
jeff: thailand liao..
me: ya.. later nid read RO see when go give my documentations

jeff: i think u kena the one nearer to bangkok one…
jeff: coz seah kena the furthest from bangkok one
jeff: so u cannot be the furthest one liao..
me: wa like this also can ah..
jeff: den u everyday go clubbing liao~~
me: huh.. club wad sia..

at the workshop…

kc: eh u kena overseas ah..
me: huh? how u know sia…
kc: chicken tell me
me: o..
kc: taiwan ah
me: huh? taiwan?
kc: starlight not taiwan meh
me: huh? taiwan?
me: i tot all the while is go thailand?
me: wait i go check

at bryan’s office…

peeks at bryan’s com… see see look look…

me: bryan i kena taiwan or thailand?
bryan: taiwan..
me: huh? real anot? dun make me happy leh
me: later come out not taiwan
bryan: bluff u for wad…
me: bryan bryan got the mail can let me see?
bryan: wait ah..
me: there this one this one
bryan: ok
bryan: there.. taiwan wad

S85xxxxxA PTE LIM WEI JIAN (Starlight) SEPTEMBER 06

me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh……
me: waa…
me: thx bryan!
bryan: ok enjoy..

9 mths? 10 mths? 12 mths? taiwan… WOOHOOO~~

2 person!

4 hours!

non-stop!

KTV!!!

today the mrt service is pretty farked up…

me: eh gq.. i think i got problem..
me: i at LRT here the notice put no more train to habourfront… only to doby
me: i dunno at doby still got train go other place anot..
gq: den go doby walk to cine lor…
me: okok but ill be late ah coz i think the train will be damn slow

at the mrt station it was so crowded
farking crowded.. on a monday afternoon!!!
the train must be taking its sweet time and the TV is not showing how long the time left til next train..

dat wasnt worst.. on the train it stops for longer period den usual…
and the ride from farrer park to little india is.. crawling..

i think i ride bicycle also faster..

when reached cineleisure…

me: eh u got bring ur student card?
gq: ya..

*gq shows card*

me: wa u still got this card ah.. i bring my student ezylink sia
gq: nabei my one got write 2002 one leh
me: my one also leh
gq: must keep my 11b liao
me: yaya must hide dat one

at the ktv..

crew: hello how many people?
gq: er.. 2
crew: member?
gq: er.. no
crew: which promotion are u all taking?
gq: er.. we actually we coming for student one
crew: oh the student one only for members only
gq: huh? student one still nid members ah
crew: and the student one only 2 hours and 1 free drink
gq: eh…
crew: normal one would be $12 and 4 hours 2 free drinks
gq: eh…
gq: wait ah
gq: how..
me: erm…
gq: u got member?
me: erm… chong got.. eh.. wait ah
gq: chong can come out camp meh
me: eh… wait ah..

calls phone and walks toward lift… "pretend-ciously"

me: walow.. student still nid member.. wtf sia webby never put leh
gq: yala.. come here wanna snook people in the end kena snook back
me: nevermind we go the other one
gq: eh we go 3rd floor 1st
me: for wad?
gq: go find my friend

at gq’s friend workplace

gq: eh… cannot sia no member
friend: walow never tell me i got member
gq: walow..
friend: u wan anot i lend u
gq: later they check how
friend: they never check one la
gq: cannot la i hiong 2 times liao..
friend: aiya den go partyworld lor
gq: how much partyworld?

friend calculates…

friend: ard 15 16 lor
gq: walow so ex ah
gq: cannot below 10 ah
friend: i got voucher.. but still nid 15 16
friend: u wan anot?
gq: ok la ok la
friend: walow u ah.. wan sing ktv still wan long hours still wan drink still wan below $10.. nabei
gq: hahahha budget leh

end up we got partyworld..

2 person!

4 hours!

non-stop!

KTV!!!

Sat was gabriel’s bday, and way before his bday we already planned wad he’ll have..

an extra large condom..
den we’ll make him drink from it =D

celebrating at Mos in the smoove room, den when he went toilet they started pouring chivas into the extra large + glowing the dark condom..

den the waiter was passing by, he stop and look but i guess he couldnt figure out wad was it. Den he flashed his torch light.. and he laughed as he walked away…duh

and the rest of the story.. lets leave room for imagination..

everytime play counterstrike or dunno wad 1st person shooting game..

always got smoke grenade la.. dunno wad grenade la..

today i had a taste of it…

tear gas o_o"

the moment i had contact with it.. it felt like chilli powder smeared all over my face..
burning sensation like when u apply medicated oil onto ur skin..
just that its 99 times hotter!

chilli powder + curry powder + medicated oil + ginger + pepper!

waterfalls from my eyes.. esp eyelids hot like… as above..

THE DAMN SUIT AND MASK IS SO FUCKING STUFFY!

1st its terence’s bday.. ate bras and licked bananas…

2nd is zheng’s bday.. we went and we drink, drank and drunk

3rd is robin’s bday.. basically his friends are everywhere..

4th is gabriel’s bday.. upcoming.. theres plans running already for edible condoms and gays for the bday boy… stay tune!

Few days back…

There was this guy.. or rather uncle
which asked me to be his god son..

a man which i dunno at all..

seen? yes

but just once…

and he just keeps sms and sms and sms

at robin’s bday…

[incoming sms]…
[incoming sms]…again
[incoming sms]… again again

ayu: wa u very busy hor?
me: yalor
ayu: keep smsing
ayu: must be girlfriend rite
me: huh? girlfriend? when did i had one sia
me: no la someone at camp la
ayu: ooo

[incoming sms] x 9999

jen: wa u do big business ah
me: yalor.. so many sms damn irritating…

and all the sms are damn weird…
like.. i love u son.. u r my only son..
makes my hair stand

and for afew days it lasted..

on the phone..

me: walow gq.. got this guy keep wan me be his god son sia
gq: wa.. smlj
me: dunno leh.. damn farking weird..
me: i dun even know him
gq: huh how come find u
me: he say i friendly so find me
me: den i think he no kid or wad wan god son
gq: huh..
me: den he keep jio me go drinking
me: he say drink alone very boring
gq: waa he treat ah
me: ya he say he treat
me: den he ask me if drink until very late he wun go home one.. he must wait until morning den can go back coz if not his wife will scold
me: den ask me izzit alright to share a room with him if drink too late he go sleep hotel…
gq: wa knn later u morning wake up ur karchng burst sia
me: yala knn ask me sleep same room with him in hotel?!?!?
gq: later he gay
me: ya i scared later go drink with him he drag one side rape me sia
gq: hahahaha
me: knn

at lido..

darrick: eh wan go toilet anot
me: ok

toilet was rather packed

darrick waited for the cubicle, while i went to the urinals

den…

of all things in the world…

i saw…

all the urinals occupied.. except 2..

after relieving myself i realised something weird..

the guy beside me was there before i started peeing and after finishing hes still there
and he kept moving his hands.. hes peeing farking long?

so i took a glance with the side of the eye

fark!! hes stroking his dick in the public toilet!!!

me: wa darrick.. u go over there and see i go out wait for u
darrick: huh? see wad?