ahhh my grandma is hospitalized…
Lip swollen, gasping for air.. swollen limbs..
its painful to see her like this, when the paramedics carry her to the ambulance a little brush on her skin and it tears apart, bleeding..
and only at this time i remembered how many times she protected me from kena beaten when i was small.
and how many times i shrugged off her hands when she tried holding on to me trying to talk to me before.
feel so unfilial.
by the look of the situation now..
its… "fierce more lucky less"
think have to suck thumb go thailand for 1 year vocation liao…
the overseas posting arrows are flying all over the place man!
1 year in thailand!!
farking hell!
time to prepare letters and phone calls to MP
wednesday…
8am: woke up..
*work finish…*
7pm to 11:30pm: ktv…
thursday has arrived..
1am: go friend’s house watch soccer
5am: end..
6.30am: sleep
8am: wake up
8.30am: my unit’s family day *fuking far man.. jurong swimming complex*
1.30pm: went town…
3pm to 7pm: ktv… *ktv marathon*
8pm: makan.. damn i got panda eyes
9pm: serangoon garden *another drinking session* i think my lips turned black
2am: went home but…. fuking drink again!!!
3am: finally im home ready to sleep…
farking still got work and ndp.. world cup = packed timetable
at starbucks..
derek: u know wad i buy?
me: huh?
derek: i bought him a book!! =D
me: wad book?
derek: the title is call.. how to talk to woman
me: waa!! hahahaha
me: useful sia the book
me: u practicing it ah?
derek: hahaha u wanna read?
me: dun wan haha
derek: we just now bought something for terence present
derek: u know wad we buy anot? =D
me: wad u all buy for him?
derek: (*whispers* we buy edible bra..)
me: WAAAAAAA!!!
derek: later must ask him wear!
me: ask him eat!!
derek: yaya must ask him eat!!
me: eh i got an idea..
me: later we go swensens eat rite
me: we request them to scoop ice cream inside the bra…
me: den ask them serve the thing to terence
me: muahahaha
derek: wah!!!! gd idea!! dats wad i was thinking also!!!
me: muahaha!! later we do!!
me: terence shall die!!!!!!
me: muahahahaha
derek: muahahahaha
at swensens… after finished eating dinner..
waiter came clearing plates
robin: eh weijian later we going to buy cake for terence den we 4 pple here share la
robin: they bought the present so we buy cake
me: can can
me: oh ya hor… wait ah we got one plan..
me: just now me and derek was discussing
me: u know wad they buy for terence?
mirza: wad?
robin: edible bra?
me: ya
me: den hor we get them to put ice cream inside and serve it to him
me: eh derek.. hows the plan A
derek: huh? wad plan A
me: PLANNNNN AAAAAAA~~~
derek: OHHHH PLAN A!
derek: ayu say too obscene leh
me: huh? obscene?
me: where got!!
zheng: ya!! where got!!
derek: dunno leh ayu say one
zheng: its ok wad
me: u see zheng gal also say ok liao
me: or u all wan me help u all ask the waiter?
derek: okok ask ask =D
me: erm excuse me..
waiter: ya?
me: the guy over there is our bday boy
me: so we got him a present which is edible bra
waiter: huh?! wad?
mirza: edible bra
me: ya
waiter: oh edible bra
me: can u put icecream in it and serve it to him?
mirza: and get a gal to feed him!!
waiter: oh u wan me to ask my female staff to come over here and discuss with u all?
waiter: hold on ah
me: *evil grin*
derek: *giggles*
mirza: *muahahaha*
female staff name is fynna
fynna: so how can i help u all?
*tells plan to fynna and pass her present*
fynna: wa u all damn bad ah
waiter: they wan u to feed him
fynna: wad!! why me??
waiter coz ur female
me: *evil grin*
derek: *giggles*
mirza: *muahahaha*
me: terence gonna die this time
terence: oie wad u all buy sia
me: later u see u will know
derek: hahahaha ya surprise
mirza: hahaha
all the staff at swensens gathered and brings a plate with a cover on it and a lighthouse(icecream)
fynna: hey bday boy, your friends arranged something nice for u
fynna: so how u all wan me to do?
fynna: feed him?
mirza: nono sit on my lap and feed him
fynna: wad the!cheeky ah your friend
mirza: hahahaha
*fynna sits on mirza lap*
mirza: woah!!! woo hoo!!
everyone: wahhhh
me: mirza shiok anot?
mirza: eh take picture take picture! evidence ah!
fynna: ok everyone this is for only above 21 ah
fynna: those not 21 pls go away ah
*waiter removes cover*
*edible bra with 2 boobs of icecream some cream, 2 cherry nipples and a BIRD-NANA in the middle
terence: WTF IS THIS!!!?
me: HAHAHAHAHAA
derek: EDIBLE BRA!!
fynna takes banana scoops some cream with its tip..
fynna: now! u gonna put this in your mouth
fynna: but dun bite!
fynna: keep ur teeth off
terence: wad the fark sia!
me: woah!! LICK LICK LICK LICK!!
derek: hahahaha wtf sia obscene sia!!
terence: yuck wads this cream
me: hahahaha
fynna: eh dun bite!
*fynna scoops more cream*
fynna: ok now open ur mouth
fynna: suck the cream
me: wahahahaha
derek: eh put in ur mouth take photo take photo!!
luqman: eh ya take photo ah
mirza: hahahahaha
*fynna drops bird-nana by accident on terence’s pants*
fynna: oh shit!! im so sorry i didnt meant to drop it
fynna: its not part of the plan ah
terence: omg.. ahhhhh~~~~
derek: wahahhahaa
me: omg terence’s banana broke into 2!!!
ayu: hahaha banana
derek: ok now for the bra part!!
me: eat!!!
derek: terence terence!! bite the boobs!!
derek: oh nono!! eat the nipples!!
me: hahahaha
jen: OMG!!!
ayu: HAHAHA
yuanyuan: HAHAHA
*terence bites boobs*
me: walow damn obscene sia hahah
me: terence! lick it!!
derek: yaya lick lick!!
derek: put ur tongue there den and dun move!!
derek: take photo take photo!!
me: hahahahaha
*terence puts tongue on boobs*
derek: terence u bite the bra and hold there!!
mirza: eh ehh ehh faster take picture!!
after all the fun we had..
making him blow a bird-nana
making him lick and eat a pair of boobs in bra
making terence do some obscene poses for our cameras
waiter: oh now we shall sing him a bday song!
*starts to sing..*
waiter: eh wait wait wait!!
waiter: mr terence can u pls stand on ur chair
terence: stand on my chair ah?
fynna: yeah! do it like a man!
terence: after all those boobs and banana the chair is nothing compared
fynna: hahaha
the day ends with lots of fun
special thanks to SWENSENS ORCHARD CREWS on 13 june 06 tuesday
