Archive for April, 2006

something i missed out on kc and zhijian bday

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

kc took his shoe and bite..
and left his socks at the pub!
he bite ray’s and keith’s arm

i broke a wine glass by accident..
but no one knows it =X
at least not for the waiters and waitress there

kc and zhijian bday..

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

zhijian merlioned and kc is drunk like… dunno wad shit

both inside the room.

chicken, yongjin, and gq is singing..

ray: walow kc gone already
keith: eh where is kc shoe?
ray: he kick until dunno where liao
keith: there on the floor, help me tkae kc shoe here

kc grabs his shoe and attempts to eat it..

ray: eh kc dun bite ur shoe!
keith: take his shoe come
chicken: hahahaa
me: walow.. kc gone

george: eh come leh play game faster leh
me: walow cannot liao la
chong: walow still play ah
me: later la later la
george: walow u all like this no fun lor

meanwhile keith is still trying hard to make kc and zhijian merlion

keith: eh lai weijian u drink half half with zhijian
me: wa beer ah.. cannot la beer will die
keith: walow can la drink abit
me: okok

me: walan drink abit the beer feel weird liao stomach
chong: walow i sibeh seh already..
me: walow i go outside rest 1st.. inside here the smell make me feel like puking

at outside…

me: walan sibeh uncomfortable
me: drink so much den ask me mix beer drink..
chong: walan i feel like puking..
me: sibeh seh..

me and chong starts stoning… suddently…

chong: ah 170…
chong: how come i so short…
me: huh

me *puke*
me: wa damn…

chong sees my puke and *puke*

edward comes in..

edward: eh u all ok anot
me: not ok
me: damn uncomfortable
me: feel like puking
me: dun come near us
me: later we puke on u
edward: hahaha chong ok anot
me: u take care of him
me: actually i come out is suppose to take care of him one
me: budden now i ownself also cannot tahan liao
edward: hahaha

other den recalling i puked alot alot of times… i dun remember much

the next day in msn..

me: eh chong
me: u know wad u said when u drunk?
chong: huh wad i said?
me: u said.. ah 170~ how come i so short
me: hahahahahha
chong: wa i really said dat?
me: ya
me: got things to blog liao
me: later i go write liao muahahahaha
chong: oieeee!!
me: muahahaha

die lor… 1st to go..

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

sir: ok so u all know who is going and who is reserved?

all of us: no.. yes.. no.. yes.. (some say yes some say no)

sir: ok some know some dunno ah
sir: ok those service side, guards, infantry etc one i dun have ur list with me
sir: coz the person holding it is on mc
sir: but technicians i have your list here

the sir reads the names out…

sir: lim wei jian
me: here
sir: *guy* (forget is who)
guy: here, sir
sir: *guy2* (forget is who)
guy2: here

sir: ok the 3 of you are going, the rest are reserves
me: HUH!!!!!!!!!!! WAD THE!!!!
sir: ok u all put the paper already can leave

chicken: waaaa congrats!!
jeff: see u in thailand!!
me: waa okok see u in thailand
chicken: thailand 1 year dun everyday go ‘lia kut’
jeff: siao how he everyday go ‘lia kut’
chicken: later his money not enough
jeff: got money also cannot everyday book out wad
me: walow.. only i go ah…
me: how come u 2 my reserve ah?
me: walan eh at least 2 person go still not so bad
me: OK LAR!
me: see u in thailand liao la
chicken: HAHAHAHA
jeff: HAHAHAHA

laosai day

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

kaoz!

saturday laosai

today laosai again!

kanasai! lao until nothing left already

wa sibeh courteous hor?

Friday, April 14th, 2006

at compasspoint kfc..

me: auntie set B
me: and the mesh po..

*haven say finish kfc auntie ignores me and take the meal*

me: auntie the mesh

*kfc auntie interrupts*

kfc auntie: wad drink u wan
kfc auntie: pepsi can anot?
me: ah.. can
me: auntie the mesh po..

*kfc auntie leaves and take something*

me: walow the auntie cannot wait for me to finish wad i saying one ah
keith: yalor

*another auntie(customer) approach the counter*
(auntie conversation in chinese)

customer auntie: ah.. auntie ah.. can u give me the drink the ‘pah las tea’?
kfc auntie: wad u wan?
customer auntie: the ‘pah las tea’ ‘pah las tea’

customer: and hor this one i dun wan..

auntie lays 3 pack or tomato sauce on counter

customer: i wan the chilli sauce but u give me tomato

kfc auntie: wad is dat?
kfc auntie: u wan the cup cover izzit

kfc auntie takes out 2 drink cover give the auntie

customer: not this one.
customer: the drink the ‘pah las tea’
customer: the drink cannot finish wan to take back wan the ‘pah las tea’
kfc auntie: wad is ‘pah las tea’ we dun have ‘pah las tea’
customer: auntie ah the ‘pah las tea’ carry cup one

*customer auntie points to plastic bag*

kfc auntie: aiya u wan plastic bag say plastic bag
kfc auntie: wad ‘pah las tea’ ‘pah las tea’ dunno wad u talking

kfc auntie give plastic bag

me: auntie.. the mes..
kfc auntie: $4.50
me: auntie the mesh potatoe change to cheese fries…
kfc auntie: change to cheese fries need extra $1.20
me: okok

*MY GOD! MESH POTATOE CHANGE TO CHEESE FRIES I ALSO NEED REPEAT 4 TIMES*

keith’s turn to buy

back at table…

keith: walow just now i ask the auntie dun wan drumstick i wan thigh
keith: den she tell me no more
keith: need wait 45 mins
keith: dunno now i take back this drumstick can change anot
me: wa 45 mins
keith: talk cock one leh
keith: she say wad even the powder also haven put
me: huh? kfc not all put nice nice put inside fry only one meh
keith: yala den she still talk cock tell me the powder haven put breadcrumbs haven put
kc: hahaha
kc: den u take drumstick ah
keith: yala
keith: walow very pissed
keith: i dun like pple never check out got anot den tell me dun have
keith: i very particular about this kind of things one
keith: later go find the manager and complain liao
kc: ask her change for u again la
kc: but got chilli sauce kena your chicken liao
me: the auntie damn bad attitude one
me: just now she talk to the auntie customer like not happy like dat
keith: ya.. ji tao suan her ‘pah las tea’ ‘pah las tea’ i dunno wad is ‘pah las tea’
keith: i hear her say once i also know she wan plastic
me: i ask her change the fries also need ask so many times
me: she cannot wait for me say finish den take things one
keith: later i go complain liao.. write newspaper
kc: wa got so serious ah
keith: i dun like people like this one.. dunno anything think they know
keith: den come here bluff u
keith: they dun even know inside got anot come and tell me no more
me: later go complain lor i also not happy her attitude
keith: ya but the manager dunno go where liao

after finishing meal…

keith: ah the manager come out liao
keith: i go complain liao

keith go counter find manager

after 5 mins… keith returns

keith: just now i ask the auntie why just now she say dun have thigh now got already
keith: den she tell me because 45 mins already
keith: den i shoot her say before 30 mins i already see people carrying it
keith: she ji tao diam diam dunno wad to say
me: haahha

after meal we walk ard… and we pass by a starhub shop

keith: i thinking of changing phone leh
kc: o
keith: i shouldnt get this phone dat time not good one
kc: dat phone not very good one
kc: u know ah.. bla bla bla bla

we stood there looking at the big poster with a stand showing all the promotions

den one of the crews inside walked out looked at us..

and…

TURNS THE DIRECTION OF THE POSTER AWAY FROM US FACING THE PATHWAY

wtf we are looking at it and he turns it away dun let us see.. nice service there dude

some kind of attitude u get in neighbourhood shopping malls

damn! dental clearance!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

damn i passed the dental FFI! 1 year dental clearance!
1 leg stepped into brunei liao.. omg