Archive for March, 2006

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Friday, March 24th, 2006

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our usual flower friday…   

WHERE IS HE!!?

Friday, March 24th, 2006

3rd location for the night..

we went place hoping dat night.. caesars.. release.. shanghai..

kc is drunken fist-ing again
keith is techno-ing dance again

but wait!! wheres zhijian!!

yongjin: eh zhijian leh?
me: dunno leh
yongjin: just now they all not at there meh
*points to right side*
me: oh.. dunno leh.. just now who at there? they bring zhijian go where?
yongjin: dunno leh..
me: o
yongjin: eh follow me go find zhijian leh
me: huh? go where find
yongjin: outside
me: o

*goes outside find.. but cannot find.. so come back in again*

yongjin: eh i bring kc go toilet
me: ok
yongjin: eh follow leh
me: u bring lor
yongjin: walow need 1 person look after him leh
me: u lor
yongjin: walow..
me: hahaha
me: u go 1st la i go inside find them
gledon: eh i follow yongjin

me: oie guoqiang got see zhijian?
guoqiang: dun have leh just now they not at there meh
me: ya but dunno go where liao

*me and gledon search the whole place…*
*calls zhijian.. but no answer*

from toilet to bar to outside to bar to dance floor to toilet to table… loops

gledon: eh weijian we go toilet find.. the last cubicle closed one
me: o..
me: okok

*inside toilet*

gledon: eh this one closed one leh

*gledon knocks door*

gledon: eh zhijian u inside anot
me: wa.. no hole one how to see inside…

*me climbs up the cubicle*

me: WA!!
me: ZHIJIAN SLEEPING INSIDE!!
gledon: eh zhijian dun sleep already faster open door!!
me: eh zhijian dun sleep 1st faster open door

*zhijian stumbles around and open door*

gledon: walow u sleep inside ah

but thats not the worst part of the day…

*on the way back home*

*keith pukes*
keith: wa weijian can let me drop off 1st buey tahan liao
me: okok
keith: den later u send kc go up ah
me: ok..

reached kc house..

me: eh kc u got $1 anot?

*kc sleeping*

suddently…

*kc takes out wallet and gives me $1*

with his eyes closed..

outside the cab..

me: oie kc u going where..
me: this way leh
kc: i can walk
kc: i can go back myself
kc: dun need send me up
me: i follow u up la
kc: no need no need

*kc runs..*

me: wa kc u wan to run where

*chase*

*kc runs inside lift*

me: oie kc u ok anot

*kc looks awake*

kc: can la.. i can go back up one la
kc: byebye

*lift door close*

next day in msn..

kc: walow i forget how i go home ytd again..
me: huh!! wtf u dunno?
kc: ya totally cannot remember
me: u run back home u know?
kc: lol
me: den u got lock door?
kc: got
me: wa so zai ah
kc: this time zai one..
kc: i take out my wallet take out my watch
kc: only never on aircon
me: den u know wad u did at shanghai anot?
kc: did i do something stupid again?
me: lol nola
me: u drunken fist only

OMG!

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

kc, chew, gq, zhijian, keith came to my house for mahjong…

end of mahjong session..

chew, zhijian, keith left 1st

gq wan me show guitar

den kc came into my room…

kc sit on my bed

kc: testing ur bed

kc bounce bounce on bed

kc: abit small ah
kc: but can 2 person stack on top of each other
kc: zai ah

me: *sweat*

kc: test the durability
kc start humping the bed

me: walow dun brookback at my bed leh!
me: walow u wan tomoro i ask ****** brookback with u!

MY OFF!!!!!

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

walow kena cancelled my off!!!   

george bday @ caesars

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

george joined the merlion club!

chong holds the highest record of times merlioned.. current: 2

photos will be in shortly

next ones for u!

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

at zouk..

chong: eh u look at yong he seh already
me: he at fairyland liao

meanwhile at the other table..

yong: hello~
gal: hi *smiles* and walks off

*bunch of us stuns*
(yong is the type of guy quiet quiet studious studious one act dao one see gal dun dare dun dare type)

derek: eh! weijian u know just now wad yong did anot?
me: wad he did?
derek: got one pretty gal walk past him
derek: den he tell the gal hi
me: wa!
me: den!?
derek: den the gal smile back at him and say hi
me: wa!
me: he so pro ah!
derek: den he turn around and tell me.. the next one is for me
me: huh? wtf!!
me: he drunk liao
me: later he kena punch i dunno
chong: hahaha he seh liao
chong: just a bottle only leh
me: he always one la
me: 1st cup gone liao

after few hours..

*yong was a goner he was sent back 1st*

chong: i dunno wanna drink wad leh..
me: dunno wad to drink keep for later den think lor
chong: but u see the time.. left 15 mins leh
me: oh ya ah! den faster order
chong: but order wad thing
me: eh dunno leh..
me: we got vodka orange.. vodka coke.. long island.. corona..
me: tequila or wad lor..
chong: tequila ah..
me: or gin tonic?
chong: hmmm

waiter approaches

chong: can i have gin tonic and… 1 more..####### <— i forgot wad drink was it
waiter: wad mixer would u like for the gin tonic?
chong: huh?
me: *stuns* and looks at chong
chong: *stuns* and look at me
waiter: or u wan neat?
me: gin tonic got wad mixer?
chong: huh? er… neat

waiter leaves..

me: huh? gin tonic got choose wad mixer one meh?
me: not gin + tonic water?
chong: i also dunno leh…
chong: he ask me wad mixer i also stun..
me: huh? dunno wad he will bring out later…
chong: dunno leh..

waiter comes..

waiter puts a cup on the table..
waiter carry on and place a shot cup..
waiter leaves

*me stares at shot cup*
*chong stares at shot cup*
*me stares at chong*
*chong stares at me*

me: wtf is this?
chong: dunno leh
me: he give u gin neat ah
chong: i think so..
me: walow.. he new one izzit..
chong: i think so
chong: ask him long island how much he still need go back and ask..

ends the day with me and chong down

chong joins the merlion club!

WAT?! doub gaut?

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

8:45pm orchard mrt…

me: harlow chicken u at where
chicken: i at dob.gaut liao
me: o.. okok i wait for u at control station

8:55pm

me: harlow.. chicken.. where are u…
chicken: i at dob gaut
me: why u still at there!?
chicken: i coming liao coming liao..
me: u doing wad at there?
chicken: i need to do something
me: wait dun tell me all this
me: i ask u again
me: where are u at now
chicken: doby gaut
chicken: i doing something very important, i coming liao
me: real anot faster leh just now also doby now also doby

9:15 pm…

me: oie… where are u…
chicken: i at dob gaut..
me: @%^#%&#@%^ why u still at doby gaut?!!!
chicken: aiya.. haizz.. dun say already la
me: wad dun say already @#$%@$%^@$
chicken: sorry la sorry la
me: #$^$%^% u know now wad time already anot
me: #$^#%&#$%@#%
chicken: sorry sorry

9:30pm…

me: siao eh.. u at where already?
chicken: i waiting for mrt the mrt alot people
me:….
chicken: i coming liao sorry sorry
me: $%&#$%$^#^&
me: $^*&#$^#^*#$
me: $#%@%&$$^@

9:35…

chicken: eh sorry ah
me: nabei u make me wait 45 mins like an idiot here!
chicken: we will late anot ha?
me: u say leh? meet 8:45 u come now wat time liao!
me: #$%@%&#$%@%^
me: u tell me just now u doing wad
chicken: i at doby gaut doing something
me: @$#%@$%@$%@ do wad!
chicken: i go find my friend
me: #$%^#&$^& the friend gal rite!!
chicken: no la i find my friend see wanna meet up for after zouk event la..
me: @#$%@$%@ i just wan to hear yes or no!
me: gal or not!
chicken: … ya la..
me: WALOW!!! ZHONG SE QING YOU!!
me: because of one gal u make me wait 45 mins!!!!!!! waloowwww
chicken: no leh i not go find her..
chicken: is find her friend…
me: walow!!! friend’s friend u also kill!!
me: walow!! friendster 2nd degree friend ah u!
chicken: sorry la sorry la
me: walow!!! ZHONG SE QING YOU!!!
me: #$^#&#$%@#%#%&#%%@$%
me: u broke my record!! i never waited anyone so long before!
me: #@$^%%^@$%@$%&#%!#%#%&#

next day..

chicken: eh ytd actually hor..
me: ytd actually wad
chicken: very sad…
me: wad thing sad
chicken: i saw this gal at doby gaut
chicken: den i wan to approach her
me:…….
me: den?
chicken: den like this lor
me: u got ask?
chicken: no
me: den u make me wait 45 mins and u never ask?
chicken: sorry la
me: u know the gal?
chicken: dunno
me: walow!! u stalked the gal 45 mins and u never ask!!?!?!?!?
me: u stalk her stalk until where? why 45 mins so long never ask!!
chicken: no la she working at there
chicken: but inside got alot people
me: alot people den?
chicken: den i wait lor
me: wait for?
chicken: wait for lesser people lor
chicken: budden her colleagues there..
me: WTF!
me: U MAKE ME WAIT 45 MINS COZ U STALK A GAL U DUNNO AND U WANNA ASK HER BUT TOO MANY PEOPLE U DUN DARE TO ASK!
chicken: sad leh
me: kaoz!

bowling..

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

warren.s: eh where is tham?
warren.s: tham tham u my team
warren.s: ah! lim u also
me: me???
warren.s: ya

*game starts*

me: walow the shoe very slippery sia…
koh: haha
me: why u all never play
koh: i upper limb
seet: my wrist
me: o…

*my turn..*

tham: waaa u pro sia.. strike
me: i lousy one leh
me: the shoe damn slippery very scary
me: the last time i played bowling was sec 2 leh
me: den my friend shoe slippery den he fall inside the lane together with the ball haha
koh: haha
seet: eh your turn liao

*my turn*

left foot out.. and slips~
left foot half inside lane..
right foot follows also..
only left never do splits..

me: wa #$^$^*&$^& the shoe fucked up
me: @#%$&#$%#

*for the rest of the shot = fucked up*

ok?

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

when people say ok

theres 2 meaning to it

OK GOOD

and the

OK BAD