the bus door was closed
she tried to walk to her seat den the bus suddently moved
she swing backwards and fall backwards down the stairs and rolled and landed head 1st to the metal parts holding the door…
blood was on the floor…
she was bleeding on her head
3 guys was ard her and they tried helping her up
o_o"
her white hair dyed red… omg
ever sinced the flower incident happened yong has been calling our friday nite cohesion as…
FLOWER FRIDAY!
this flower friday was abit different.. todays alvin’s bday!
yong didnt drinked much..
ever sinced the flower friday incident, hes afraid he says something weird or do something strange while hes drunk
GQ didnt drink much…
he said.. tactical drinking
knn drink so slow..
me: eh siao eh.. tah!
gq: eh eh i wan slowly drink one i dun wan so fast fall
me: okok half
gq: nb!
derek didnt drink much…
gastric…
me: derek.. tah..
derek: walow my stomach haven start drinking already churning
derek: morning churn until now
chew didnt drink much…
he said he was sick
me: eh drink drink..
chew: i cannot la.. i sick already
me: walow
chew: really la
me: den u drink mixer lor
chew: i dun wan i dun wan
teo: drink little bit la
chew: okok coke
teo drinked much…
but hes never drunk
teo: eh bday boy! tah!
alvin: walow eh
teo: eh eh u all everyone tah 1 cup with him
alvin: walow eh u all wan me die ah
me: eh tah
gledon: eh he dao wan lah (drink until finish)
tah x 99999999 + lambo x 2 + beer x 1 jug
keith didnt drink much…
he got important things the next day
gledon didnt drink much…
he didnt wanna merlion
i wanted to see him sing tong hua again…
chicken: walow eh last week gledon drunk he sing tong hua
*chicken imitates*
chicken: he sing den he shake his body, shake his head.
chicken: den his hands keep wave byebye
me: hahahaha
*majiam like tiao tang*
lu didnt drink much…
he merlioned
teo: lu ah he didnt drink alot leh
teo: but he everytime he drink afew cup fast fast one ah later cfm he merlion liao
teo: but he merlion liao den after dat ok already.. but u ah.. u ytd most seh one
chicken didnt drink alot
he always never drink alot one..
chicken: walow wo bu yao tu (i dun wanna vomit)
edward didnt drink much
hes same like chicken
alvin drink the most…
but…
hes not very seh
and he didnt merlion
izzit dat when its ur bday u drink wun seh one??
me… i drank.. i also dunno how much
answered the call of nature alot of time
wasnt really seh..
until…
me: chew u going toilet ah… bring me go toilet also
chew: okok follow me
after answering my call..
i looked at the toilet bowl..
and i merlioned..
den i tried stood up straight…
merlioned combo 2
den i wash my mouth…
my hand was on the door knob..
i turned to the toilet bowl and merlioned
merlion x 3 times combo
total dmg = 6
den i turned ard
chew opened the door
chew: eh ni ok mah?
me: okok yao hao le..
*door close*
i merlioned into the toilet bowl again
dmg = 6 + 1
the toilet bowl… is.. yucks…
*i forgot to flush..*
the seat is…. yucks..
i did a major waterfall there
now im merlion no.7
argh.. one extra tooth at the very back..
hope it doesnt aches
queueing for toilet…
me: andrew inside got pple ah?
andrew: dunno leh the door close one
me: o…
*i go knock the door 3 times*
*flushhhhh~~*
me: o.. got toilet sounds.. got pple one
*mean while andrew is acting weird and punching lightly against the wall*
*waitress comes out from toilet and scold andrew..*
waitress: eh u cannot knock the door more polite izzit
andrew: eh.. not i knock one..
*andrew points to me*
*waitress looks abit seh, like drunk liao*
waitress: eh u cannot knock the door more polite izzit
me: er… i only knock 3.. *haven finish my sentence*
waitress: eh u cannot knock the door more polite izzit
me: oh okok sorry sorry
*waitress walks away*
me: walow u la.. i kena scold
me: she like drunk already sia
me: lucky never slap
andrew: hahaha
*back at the table*
kc: eh eh look look
*looks towards waitress*
me: waa…
kc: horseplay siaa
me: waa… she drunk liao
kc: hahaha
kc: eh keith look look
keith: wad thing?
kc: just now the waitress horseplay sia
kc: kiss the guy den sit on his lap, den touch here touch there
keith: walow
me: haahhaha
me: just now i still kena scold by her sia
*tells my story*
end up dat day.. keith and kc kena touched by the waitress
BUT!!!
i wasnt the same waitress of course…
it was another waitress..
*back at camp*
kc: walan eh.. u know ah dat night ah
kc: the fat waitress touch me u know
kc: walan eh si beh er xin
me: hahaahha
me: she touch where? hahaha
kc: walow anyhow touch la..
kc: i dun wanna say already
kc: damn disgusting
kc: lucky i still sober enough to know its a bah chai (fat gal)
me: hahahaha
keith: walow i also kena touch by the waitress
kc: hahaha
kc: she come over u know
kc: den call keith.. "xiao shuai ge~~~" (handsome guy~~)
keith: walow sibeh disgusting
keith: she keep come flirt with us den touch us
me: hahaha good wad
me: u dat day i talk to the waitress u still come over and remind me
me: tell me "eh u ok anot, bah chai leh dun anyhow leh.. dun drunk liao"
me hahahahaha
keith: walow.. er xin lor
earlier on…
me: ling (zero)
derek: ling (zero)
alvin: qi (seven)
alvin: ah *raise hands*
kc: walow drink la u 7 only u ah urself!
alvin: walow
on the merc cab… 4 of us sits
keith: unker bugis
then on the high way…
keith: unker why just now u dun wan go dat exit?
unker: just now where?
keith: the exit go serangoon one there
unker: go straight faster
keith: huh? go stright u go where?
unker: exit from futher down den go faster
keith: but like dat u going up singapore den going down again leh
unker: i tell u here faster one, there more traffic lights
keith: unker i got drive one leh…
unker: u got drive.. so?
keith: …
unker: i also got drive very long
keith: … my dad also drives
unker: ya u drive ur dad drives but i drive also
keith: …
keith: usually taxi drivers will ask which way we wanna go before going one…
unker: u should tell me which way u wanna go
keith: u never ask how we know
unker: u must tell me which way den i can go dat way
smell of gunpowder..
unker: u just now go dat way is where
unker: go serangoon den go right side den bendemeer den up right? (not sure correct like this anot)
unker: dat way is longer
keith: unker u sure? on the map its like going up den coming down again
unker: u got map u see lor
keith: .. if i got map i still need to talk with u so much?
unker: there got more traffic lights
keith: … there got more traffic lights?
keith: there only 6 or 7…
unker: here lesser traffic lights
keith: unker u sure here lesser traffic lights?
unker: dun believe u count
keith: ok i count
unker: not say i wanna take long road..
unker i also wanna take shorter road…
keith: u drive long or short got money one, we long or short also pay money one
unker: not say like this, u think i wanna drive longer road?
unker: i also dun wan, if i drive short road i can pick up other people start with $2.40
keith: … oh den u so sure u just now there can find anyone else wan take cab one?
unker: eh…
*keith interupts*
keith: ok ok unker u win u win, unker u just drive
fire fuming~~
unker: u see ah, here go down already reaching already rite
*keith remarked* - * drive so long of course reach la*
unker: ok so now u tell me which way u wanna go
unker: u tell me la which way u wan me to drive
andrew: unker u just drive can already, dun need say other things
sudden silence…
kc: eh dat one is guoqiang rite?
me: ya
kc: he just now not following us on the way?
me: dunno leh halfway he dissapearred
kc: o…
keith: later i ask guoqiang wich way he take
traffic light shows RED…
unker: u ask u ask, u ask ur friend which road he take
*andrew winds down window*
andrew: eh guoqiang which exit u take just now?
guoqiang: huh? cannot hear u
andrew: which exit u take just now la
guoqiang: huh? cannot hear
andrew: he wear helmet cannot hear la
keith: JUST NOW U TAKE WHICH EXIT~~~~?
guoqiang: exit ah?
guoqiang: straight down lor
unker: ah u see ur friend also take the same road.. tell u faster rite
keith: why u never exit serangoon dat side?
guoqiang: here faster mah
unker: u see tell u already rite
unker: even ur friend say here faster
guoqiang: why u ask leh?
keith: dat side faster wad, the road shorter
guoqiang: ya short but here fast
unker: eh no need ask la ur friend already say here faster
*keith erupts..*
*keith punches the driver seat* - lucky only the seat -_-"
keith: cb i call u diam rite i trying to talk to my friend not talking to u
unker: eh..
*traffic light GREEN*
unker: li ga wa pai kia ma si bo eng la (u gangster with me also no use la - in hokkien)
keith: unker i not pai kia lor
me: unker u just drive can already no need talk so much
kc: unker unker u dun talk so much, just drive
reaches destination safe and sound…
*gets out of cab..*
and tadah!! SHA 8052 Y
white merc cab, driver old… very old… white hair
friday 17th feb 2006 TIME: 2200 - 2300
dunno why must the unker talk so much..
it doesnt matters who is right or wrong if he just keep quiet and explain nicely it wouldnt end up so badly..
sometimes i wonder.. why some people eat until so old still so childish.. doesnt it feels weird to quarrel and argue with someone 1/3 ur age?
merlion 1
playing 007… ‘A’ went toilet and vomit
merlion 2
2nd casualty in 007.. JJ went toilet and vomit
merlion 3
game stopped.. but.. muahaha
gledon: eh i dun wan to drink liao la
kc: hey like dat bway zai leh..
me: drink leh drink leh carebear
gledon: walow.. *drinks*
after drinking.. comes the 2nd round..
kc: eh lai cheers
and den…
keith: cheers
and it goes on..
me: cheers
and on..
gledon: eh i go out 1st
*vomits outside*
merlion 4
me: eh come we tah
derek: walow u so little i so much
me: walow.. ok la i tah this u tah ur one
*picks up jug of beer*
derek: ok on!
me: wa lan sibeh alot sia this one.. dunno my stomach can fill in so much anot sia
derek: u must drink finish hor
me: okok
me: eh gledon tah tah *uses same jug and tah*
gledon: tah
derek: wa knn u take the jug tah so many times ah
me: 1 stone 2 bird mah
me: if 2 person i tah 2 den my bladder burst already
derek: walow like this also can ah
kc and keith combo on derek again..
derek vomits outside..
kc: walow eh derek ah vomit dunno wad thing sia
kc: i think is just now the mee goreng
merlion 5
chew: eh *shake my hand*
(he shake my hand same way like previously wad the "oh Flower~!" guy did)
me: eh walow eh u dun follow yong leh
chew: walow i ’shna’ liao
(shna.. hokkien word for drunk liao, dunno how to spell)
me: walow can see hahaha
chew: sibeh shna liao la
me: walow u rest la
chew: still got cigg anot?
me: walow u 1 day wan smoke how many
chew: where my cigg
me: finish liao la
chew: walow keith one leh
me: finish liao also
chew: walow i sibeh shna leh
me: i also know
chew: eh iwan go outside 1st
me: merlion ah
*chew nods*
at outside…
chew vomits along with alot others
kc: walow he ok anot
me: merlion liao
kc: walow today also of people merlion sia
me: got who?
kc: got andrew, JJ, Derek, gledon also merlion
me: walow he vomit tio my shoe
me: walow i think my pants also got
me: tmr go home must wash liao
kc: hahaha
chew: eh kena ur shoe ah sorry ah
me: nvm la wash can liao
to be continued…
Went to pub with bunch of campmates…
live band on stage,
(*in chinese*)
flower girl: hello~ wanna buy my flowers? $10 each
*flowers is to give the performers on stage to show yr appreciation*
me: o.. dun wan la..
me: u try ask him
*points towards YS*
flower girl approaches Chew
Flower girl: u buy la~ $10 only
Chew: dun wan la~ u ask him la
*points to me*
Flower girl: buy la~
me: u ask YS la, he drunk liao can chop carrot
me: ask him buy many many
Flower Girl: u all each buy one la
*me point to YS*
*YS offers drink to the girl*
Flower Girl: i drink u buy izzit?
YS: huh?
Flower Girl approaches YS
Flower Girl: wanna buy flowers? $10 each
YS: huh?
Flower Girl: wanna buy flowers anot? $10 each
YS: huh? wad u say?
Flower Girl: i say wanna buy flowers anot
YS: huh?
Flower Girl: wanna buy flowers anot?
YS: huh?
Chew: she ask u wanna buy her flowers anot la
Flower Girl approaches me
Flower Girl: ur friend cannot hear wad i say leh
me: hahaha, i ask him
me to YS
me: she asking u wanna buy flowers anot.. flowers FLOWERS
YS: flowers?
chew: ya she ask u wanna buy flowers anot
YS: what is flowers?
Flower Girl: wanna buy flower anot?
Chew: walan flowers leh u dunno wad is flowers?
Chew: oie YS dun shag already
YS says something to flower girl
Flower Girl: ah like dat ah. den i dun wan liao
me: what u tell the girl how come she leave liao?
chew: wad u say to her?
YS: huh? i didnt say anything to her ah
chew: he ask the girl wanna XXXX anot
me: huh! walan wtf
chew: hahahaha
me: walan he siao ah
Seet: just now YS also say something funny to the waitress when u and Chew
go makan
me: wa YS chut pattern ah.
chew: ahahahaha
seet: yalor
next day…
me: hello~ YS so early wake up ah.. never hang over ah
ys: walow i vomitted 7 times since i woked up
me: wa 7 times ah
me: ytd rite u know wad u did anot?
ys: yea? wad i did
me: u flashed urself leh
ys: no leh i never
me: u did
ys: no!! i never!!
me: got!!!
ys: im wasted but i know wad i did
me: real anot? i say real one leh
ys: really
me: u know wad u say to the girl anot?
ys: the flower one rite?
me wa u still know flower ah
ys: yala
me: wad u sya to her ah.. how come she pissed off
ys: oh.. i was wasted la.
ys: den flower to me is virginity
me: huh flower virginity wtf?
ys: den she ask me wanna buy flowers anot
me: wakao! no wonder she so pissed
ys: i wanna talk to kc
pass phone to kc
kc: hey u know ytd wad happened anot?
ys: i never flash, im wasted but i still know wad i did
kc den u know wad u said anot?
ys: ya
kc: hahahahaha
ys:eh i got hang over now how do i get rid of it
kc: go sleep lor
ys: only sleep ah
kc: drink water lor
ys: the more i drink the more i vomit
kc: den sleep lor no choice already
ys:oh ok ok
*ends phone*
kc: walow eh, he dunno wad he said at all hahaha
me: hahahahahaha
question: should i go or should i stay?
Choosen fer overseas training… 1yr O_o
if i pass checkup ill have to go O_o
So..
Should i or should i not go? o_o
ahh~ this yr ang pao shrinks again
its becoming a custom already
